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Hi! My name is Margot. My blog is about the things I love to do. That could be what I'm reading, places we visit, my family, food, or whatever else is happening. I hope you'll stay and visit a while. Contact me by email: joyfullyretired (at) gmail (dot) com.

What I’m Reading

The Confession

Gods In Alabama

Read-A-Longs

Clarissa

My Book Rating System

A = Excellent in every way
B = Very good story
C  = Good/Average
D = Poor
F = So Bad I couldn't finish it

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Some Silly Definitions

smiley007My husband’s cousin Carol sent us some fun definitions. I thought you might enjoy them too. Thanks,Carol.

  • ADULT:  A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
  • BEAUTY PARLOR:  A place where women curl up and dye.
  • CANNIBAL:  Someone who is fed up with people.
  • COMMITTEE:  A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
  • EGOTIST:  Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
  • MOSQUITO:  An insect that makes you like flies better.
  • SECRET:  Something you tell to one person at a time.
  • TOMORROW:  One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
  • YAWN:  An honest opinion openly expressed.
  • WRINKLES:   Something other people have, similar to my character lines

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